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West Ham 3-1 United: 3 Matters Arising As West Ham Hammered United.

While tying to recover from the Derby County blow, United received a West Ham 'Hammer' in the early kickoff of match day 7.
Rashford and Lindelof were on the score sheet but both were not for United as Lindelof netted for the opposition.


Here are 3 matters arising from this loss:

1. FEAR FACTOR TOTALLY GONE
Similar to the Derby clash, West Ham approached the game with a fearless attitude, what we call in Naija language "Nothing de happen".


Teams no longer fear Manchester United. West Ham who have won only one game this season made United look like Bendel Insurance of the Naija Premier league.

2. NO STYLE, NO PLAN, NO FIRST XI.
Watching United in recent times including today, one thing is crystal clear; there is no unique style of play, there is no plan on how to score when United is attacking and José does not know his best XI or formation.


It appears the tactics is " Just try, just do your best, God will be with you".

3. UNBELIEVABLE DECISIONS FROM JOSÉ 
José…

United 2-2 Derby (7-8 Pen): 6 Matters Arising As United Crashed Out Of Carabao Cup.

Derby County led by José Mourinho's former boy Frank Lampard, showed United the way out of the Carabao cup, despite the initial 'gra-gra' with a 3rd minute goal.


Here are 6 matters arising from this clash:

1. UNITED vs 'DERBY-MADRID'
Last night, United  made Derby County look like 'Derby-Madrid'. They made United chase the ball throughout so much that it looked like they were using the team to play the Naija game 'Ludo'!!.


In the 2nd half, it seems Lampard sent his goalkeeper to buy him 'gala' and when he returned in the 75th minute, United had still not had a goal attempt.

2. ONE STEP FORWARD, TWO STEPS BACKWARD.
Following United's improved displays in the last 3 away matches, fans had become hopeful that the play had improved and better days were ahead.


Against Derby however, it was awful as United went back to the old boring, plan-less and direction-less play. The play could be simply described in Naija style as 'Anywhere-bèle-face&#…

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs DERBY COUNTY

The team sheets are out!
Check out the team José 'Uchenna' Mourinho has picked to face his old boy Frank Lampard's Derby County.



Can this team seal passage into the next round of the Carabao Cup?
We'll find out soon enough.
Stay tuned to ManUtdNaijaFM for post match analysis.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED..

Young Boys 0-3 United: 5 Things We Learnt as United Spelt 'B-O-Y'.

Manchester United kicked off the UEFA champions league with a clash with Swiss champions Young Boys. As 'young boys', they showed initial 'gra-gra' but were quelled by 3 goals from the French boys Pogba and Martial.


Here are 5 things #ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from this clash:

1. A 'POGBA LATE NIGHT SHOW'
United's 'Swaggerlicious' midfielder Paul 'Ikenna' Pogba, converted the champions league opener to a personal show.


Having scored United's 1st EPL goal of the season, he also scored United's 1st champions league goal of the season last night. He then added 'Palm wine to the bush meat' with a second goal and an assist for Martial.

2. MARTIAL AT LAST
Dazzling french forward Anthony 'Ikechukwu' Martial finally got his 1st goal since January. Playing in place of Alexis, he started off very poorly with his lack of confidence very obvious.


As the game went on in the 2nd half, he grew into the game and gave us glimpses of the Mart…

MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs YOUNG BOYS

The UEFA champions league begins tonight and Jose Mourinho has chosen his starting XI.


Substitutes: Romero, Bailly, Young, Perreira, Fellaini, Mata, Alexis.

BSC YOUNG BOYS vs MANCHESTER UNITED: MATCH INFO AND GIST

Manchester United will kick off the 2018/19 champions league campaign with a head-on battle with Swiss champions Young Boys.

Here's all you need to know about this clash:

MATCH INFO 

Date:  Wednesday 19th September

Kick-off: 19.00 GMT (8pm Naija time)

Venue: Stade De Suisse, Switzerland.

Competition: UEFA Champions League

Previous clashes : This will be the 1st competitive meeting between both sides. However, we played two friendlies in 1958/59 winning 3-0 at Old Trafford and losing 0-2 away from home.

Did You Know?

1. Our 'Striker-In-Chief' Romelu Timaya Lukaku has scored 5 goals against Young Boys while playing for Everton......'Oga'(Sir) Lukaku, you can do it again.


2. The last time Lukaku visited Stade De Suisse, he scored a hatrick!!.

3. Young Boys have only won just  one of their six encounters with English sides.......We shall not be number two....'Tufiakwa'(No way!)

OPINION POLL:
What do you think of  United's chances in the champions league this s…

WATFORD 1-2 UNITED: 5 Things We Learnt From The Victory at Vicarage Road

With Watford flying high this season with 4 wins out of 4, Manchester United paid them a visit and succeeded in pressing 'Pause' in their flight. 2 goals from Lukaku and Smalling was enough to do the damage.


Here are 5 things ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the victory at Vicarage road.
1. LIKE ZLATAN, LIKE SMALLING United's 'shaky-shaky daddy', Chris 'Okonta' Smalling, scored United's second goal of the day in a Zlantan-stic style. It was a beautiful goal.

Maybe, just maybe it was his new 'dada' (dreadlocks) hairstyling that inspired him. If that's it, we pray that no 'Delilah' will cut it.....More of that Smalling.
2. ROMELU 'TIMAYA' LUKAKU DESERVES KUDOS Hate him or love him, United's 'Striker-in-chief' gets the job done. Like every other day, he gave his 100% again, gave Watford's defenders enough 'homework', and scored his 20th EPL goal for United.

He has scored goals with his head, left foot, right foot…

CONFIRMED UNITED STARTING XI vs WATFORD.

Jose Mourinho has chosen his team against Watford who have been brilliant this season.


Can this team pour 'san-san' in Watford's 'garri' today?

Predict the scoreline for this clash.

WATFORD vs MANCHESTER UNITED: MATCH INFO AND GIST

With the International break now over, Manchester United will pay a visit to high flying Watford who have begun this season perfectly with consecutive wins.

Here's all the info and facts you need to know about this clash:


MATCH INFO 
Date:  Saturday 15th September

Kick-off: 16.30 GMT (5.30pm Naija time)

Venue: Vicarage Road, Watford

Competition: English Premier League

Last Encounter : Ended 1-0 after a 'Jollof' pass from Carrick set up Marcus Rashford for his goal. It was Carrick's bow-out match for United.

  Did You Know?

1. For the first time in 32 years, Watford have won four straight home matches. They are indeed on fire!....Jose 'Uchenna' Mourinho, please come along with a 'fire extinguisher'.


2.José Mourinho has won five out of six encounters with Watford...... Sir, we really need your 'fire extinguisher' on Saturday.

3. United's 'Striker-in-chief', Romelu 'Timaya' Lukaku has scored 19 EPL goals in 38 matches. If he s…

Burnley 0-2 United: 5 Things We Learnt as United Burnt Burnley.

With trembling hearts and failing 'liver', Manchester United headed to Turf Moor searching for a positive vibe on match day 4 against Burnley. 2 goals from Romelu Lukaku ensured that United finally had something to smile about.


Here are 5 things ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from this clash:
1. LUKE SHAW IS  SURELY SURE
United's left full back Luke 'Ajebota' Shaw, is now looking like the bombing left back from Southampton. He's been United's best player this season, despite the team's poor start.
His confidence on the ball was amazing and he was a constant 'wahala' for the Burnley defence today. He has earned Mourinho's trust.


2. THE FELLAINI PLAN
Seeing 'Oga Fela' in the starting line up today made United fans go wild with anger. As the game went on, it became clear why Jose started him.
The defence has been 'shaky-shaky' this season, and so Fellaini was brought in as a false 3rd centre back. Well, it worked as honestly, he was excelle…

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