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MARTIAL-LUKAKU 'COLLABO' SET TO BREAK UNITED PREMIER LEAGUE RECORD

Manchester United duo Romelu 'Timaya' Lukaku and Anthony 'Ikechukwu' Martial are now on course to break a Manchester United Premier League record in their next fixture against Crystal Palace.


UNITED 2-1 CHELSEA: FIVE(5) THINGS WE LEARNT AS UNITED 'CHEWED' CHELSEA

Old Trafford hosted Antonio Conte and his men in a return EPL clash. It ended in ecstasy for Manchester United as goals from the L-team (Lukaku & Lingard) sealed a 'Sunday Jollof-rice' victory for United.
These are the five (5) things ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the clash:
1. MOURINHO HEARD THE FANS' CRY

The boss set up his team like a father who had heard the cry of his sons; starting Pogba on the left side of a midfield three and playing Alexis 'Balogun' Sanchez on the right/middle in a rotating 4-3-3 formation.
It was a tactical masterpiece that left fans asking "So United can play like this? Why all the long balls in recent times? Where dis this script come from?".

2. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME.

For the first time in a long time, United left the 'lob-the-ball-to-Fellaini/Lukaku' tactic at home and played the ball on the ground with some improved constructive play.
For the first time in  a long time, fans didn't have time to yawn du…

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs CHELSEA

The team sheets for the clash of the titans has been revealed. Check out the starting XI José 'Uchenna' Mourinho has chosen to seal the three necessary points.

LIKELY UNITED LINE-UP vs CHELSEA & LATEST INJURY UPDATES

Manchester United are set to welcome biggest 'bad bele' rivals Chelsea to Old Trafford for their EPL match day 28 clash on Sunday. Both managers will have all to play for on the day as they will both have their pride and well as crucial points to lose or gain come the end of 90 minutes.

MANCHESTER UNITED vs CHELSEA: MATCH INFO AND GIST

Following United's 0-0 draw at Sevilla, José Mourinho and his team are set to welcome the EPL 'Micheal Jackson', Chief Antonio Conte to Old Trafford for the 2nd fixture of the season between Chelsea and Manchester United.

Here's all you need to know about this 'Clash of the titans':

REASONS WHY ALEXIS SANCHEZ HAS NOT IMPROVED UNITED.

So much was said about the quality Alexis 'Balogun' Sanchez will bring to the United squad. In the Chilean, United had finally found a warlord to lead from the front, a man who had more than enough quality to take games by the scruff of the neck when all plans fail for United.

That has turned out not to be the case so far for United, with United only winning 3 of the last 6 games since his arrival, suffering embarrassing scoreless losses to Newcastle And Spurs.

Our 'bad bele' rivals have been in top 'yabbing' form as a result, labelling United "Piano FC" in the past weeks.

Here are #ManUtdNaijaFM's key reasons why Alexis signing hasn't improved United;

SEVILLA 0-0 UNITED: Five(5) Things We Learnt From The Silent Night

The first ever competitive meeting between Manchester United and Sevilla ended in a bore draw, with United being somewhat at the losing end. It was another 'black and white TV' display from José's team.


Here are five things #ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the clash:

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs SEVILLA

The team sheets are out. The starting XI sees José 'Uchenna' Mourinho drop key stars for the clash.

LIKELY MANCHESTER UNITED LINE-UP vs SEVILLA & LATEST INJURY UPDATES

Manchester United are set to resume their UEFA Champions League campaign with a trip to Spain, where they will take on Spanish outfit Sevilla for their round of 16 clash.

SEVILLA vs MANCHESTER UNITED: Match Info & Gist

Few days after scaling the Huddersfield Hurdle in the FA cup, Manchester United will head to Spain for the 1st leg of the Champions League knock-out encounter with Europa League Specialists, Sevilla.

Here's all you need to know about this knock-out clash:

HUDDERSFIELD 0-2 UNITED: 5 Things We learnt As United Jumped the Huddersfield Hurdle.

Manchester United visited John Smith's Stadium and did what is described in Naija as 'Monkey De work, baboon De chop' as Huddersfield played beautifully while United scored beautifully thanks to a superb brace from Romelu 'Timaya' Lukaku.

These are the five things ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the win:

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs HUDDERSFIELD TOWN

.The team sheets are out. Check out the starting XI José 'Uchenna' Mourinho has chosen to take United through to the FA Cup quarter-finals.

LIKELY MANCHESTER UNITED LINE-UP vs HUDDERSFIELD AND LATEST INJURY UPDATES.

IManchester United are set to take on Huddersfield Town at the John Smith's Stadium for their FA Cup fifth round clash. The match will see United having another shot at exerting more 'do-me-i-do-you' strokes after Huddersfield handed José 'Uchenna' Mourinho and his men their first defeat of the season.

HUDDERSFIELD vs MANCHESTER UNITED: MATCH INFO & GIST

After the Pre-Valentine heartbreak suffered by Manchester United in the hands of Newcastle last weekend, the Reds will face Huddersfield in the 5th round of the FA cup this weekend.
Here's all you need to know about the upcoming clash.


NEWCASTLE 1-0 UNITED: 5 Matters Arising As The St James Park 'Palava' Continued

After 6 previous visits to St James Park without a single victory, José 'Uchenna' Mourinho took his squad for a 7th attempt and scored 'F-9' again. A 2nd half strike from Ritchie ensured the Red Devils left empty handed.

These are 5 Matters arising from this clash: 

1. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL JOSÉ 
José set up his squad in a 4-2-3-1 formation today with Martial on the right again. For the one-thousandth time, Martial on the right will not work. It is as simple as 'Guguru ati ekpa'.
United fans may need a minister of information to help convey this info to the boss....Enough is enough.
2. MR ANONYMOUS 
Paul 'Ikenna' Pogba's play today reminded me of 'NEPA's Low current'- Dull and un-inspiring. He was simply anonymous. I think José probably even needed a search party to fish him out for substitution.

The Swaggerlicious french midfielder needs to get his groove back ASAP....There is no time.
3. PLEASE SIR, SANCHEZ ON THE RIGHT!
The arrival of …

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs NEWCASTLE UNITED

The team sheets are out. Check out the starting XI José 'Uchenna' Mourinho has chosen to bring down the castle.

LIKELY MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs NEWCASTLE AND LATEST INJURY UPDATES.

José 'Uchenna' Mourinho is set to take his Manchester United side to St. James Park where they will face a Rafael Benitez's Newcastle for Their EPL Matchday 27 clash.

NEWCASTLE UNITED vs MANCHESTER UNITED: MATCH INFO AND GISTS

Following Manchester United's 2-0 'do me I do you' victory at Huddersfield (See Five(5) things ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the Huddersfield victory), José 'Uchenna' Mourinho is set to take his side to Tyneside, where they will face Rafa Benitez's Newcastle United.

Here's all you need to know about the clash.👇

ANTHONY 'IKECHUKWU' MARTIAL HAS DONE IT AGAIN

Anthony 'Ikechukwu' Martial has been voted Manchester United's player of the month for January - beating Jesse 'Awilo' Lingard and Luke 'Ajebota' Shaw to the award.

MUNICH REMEMBERED

In the cold snow of Munich in February 1958, they laid down their lives...
But they live on forever in our hearts and our minds....
#The Busby Babes
#Flowers of Manchester

UNITED 2-0 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN: 5 Things We Learnt as United Hurt Huddersfield

Manchester United welcomed Huddersfield Town to Old Trafford in a high intensity match which saw the Huddersfield players act like they didnt come to 'break melon' on the pitch with tackles flying all around.


Two goals from Romelu 'Timaya' Lukaku and Alexis 'Balogun' Sanchez however sealed a 2-0 win.

Here are five things #ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from this clash

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs HUDDERSFIELD TOWN

The team sheets are out. Check out the SHOCKING starting XI José 'Uchenna' Mourinho has picked to bounce back from United's 2-0 loss at Wembley.

MANCHESTER UNITED vs HUDDERSFIELD TOWN: MATCH INFO AND GISTS

Following United's 2-0 collapse to Tottenham at Wembley in midweek, the Red Devils are set to welcome Huddersfield Town to Old Trafford for their next match.

Here's all you need to know about the clash.👇

MAN UTD NAIJA FM'S FEBRUARY PREVIEW

Happy new month to all United fans in Naija and beyond.

We say 'kedu' to February with incomplete smiles, after Tottenham poured 'potor-potor' inside our garri with a 2-0 win on the final day of the month.

TOTTENHAM 2-0 UNITED: 5 Matters Arising From The Wembley Wahala

Wembley 'San-San' was finally poured into Manchester United's 'Garri' on the last day of January which had been going so smoothly.
A goal which appeared to have been scored from home and a Phil 'Osaze' Jones own goal ensured United didn't end January with smiles after all.


Here are 5 Matters arising from this Wembley 'Wahala':

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