Zlatan 'Ekwueme' Ibrahimovic landed in the Major League Soccer of America and wasted no time to register his presence.

Zlatan made his debut as a second half substitute and scored a goal that can best be described as a Zlatan-stic goal scored in a Zlantan-ical way.


In his characteristically humorous post-match interview, he said " I heard the crowd screaming 'We Want Zlatan', 'We want Zlatan', so I gave them Zlatan".

At this point, it is fair to say Zlatan the 'talk-na-do'  striker has conquered America!!

All the best Ibrahimovic.

To a man who signed for United at 35 years in 2016, instead of quickly joining his mates Pa Pirlo, Pa David Villa et al in the council of football elders in MLS or China....

To a man whose first competitive  goal for United sealed victory in the Community Shield...

To our 'talk-na-do' striker who single-handedly won United the Carling Cup, with his two CHIVITA-stic goals in the 3-2 final win at Wembley....


To a man who guided United to her first ever Europa League trophy with his 5 goals and 3 assists in 11 appearances....

To a man who became the oldest player in the history of the Premier League to score up to 15 goals in a single season(35years)....

To a man whose professionalism and lion-class confidence enabled him to break records like he was breaking kolanuts even at such age....


To a man who refused the title of 'Prince of Manchester' to take on the mantle of 'god of Manchester'.

He came to the England, boasted and fulfilled his boast by notching 29 goa…

Manchester United's 36 year old 'talk-na-do' striker, Pa Zlatan 'Ekwueme' Ibrahimovic has left the club after an agreement was reached to terminate his contract, with immediate effect.

The veteran Swedish striker who arrived United on a free transfer in the summer window of last season, scored 28 goals in his 46 games to lead United to Europa League and Carling Cup glory.


An unfortunate cruciate ligament injury in the Europa League brought his 'FANTA-bulous' debut season to an abrupt end. A one-year contract extension however  ensured he remained a Red Devil entering into the 2017/2018 season.

The injury persisted with its effect on the 36 year old restricting him to 7 cameo appearances this season. He still managed to score one signature 'Zlatan-stic' goal.


Zlatan posted on his Instagram page shortly after the news and said: "Great things also come to an end and it is time to move on after two fantastic seasons with Manchester United. Thank y…