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BREAKING NEWS: ENGLISH FA GIVES ANOTHER MOURINHO VERDICT

Following United's dramatic 3-2 comeback against Newcastle, Josè Mourinho appeared to have made abusive/improper remarks to a television camera as he walked down the tunnel. He was subsequently charged by the English FA.


Following investigations, the FA has determined that the charges could not be proven.
In an official statement, the FA stated that  "A charge against Jose Mourinho for allegedly using language which was abusive and/or insulting and/or improper has been found not proven following an Independent Regulatory Commission hearing today [31/10/18],".

"It related to an incident at the end of the Manchester United versus Newcastle United game on 6 October 2018. Written Reasons for the decision of the Independent Regulatory Commission will be published in due course. This decision is subject to appeal".

It had been rumoured that Josè was to be sacked had United lost to Newcastle. However the boys turned in a vintage Fergie-like comeback, winning 3-2.

FA Metes Out Punishment for Mourinho vs Chelsea Coach Combat

Chelsea's assistant coach Marco Ianni has been fined £6000 for his 'over-sabi' (exuberant) celebration of Ross Barkley's last minute equalizer for Chelsea two weeks ago.

The 'gori-makpa'(bald-headed) coach jumped in front of Mourinho in wild celebration after the goal and immediately almost got beaten by a furious Josè Mourinho.

He was lucky that stewards were quick to hold him back, otherwise, the football match would have been converted to a royal rumble!
Thankfully, despite Mourinho's reaction, the English FA ruled that the conduct of Coach Ianni was inappropriate and was therefore fined £6000!! 


We hope the coach has learnt a lesson and will learn to obey the popular Naija saying; "Dey your lane".




GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED.

United 2-1 Everton: 5 Things We Learnt As United Evaporated Everton.

Manchester United welcomed Everton, her favourite 'customer' in the history of the EPL to Old Trafford for another clash on matchday 10.


Here are five(5) things ManUtdNaijaFM learnt today:

1. 'MARTIAL ARTS'
Anthony "Ikechukwu' Martial put up another dazzling display today. He was a consistent 'Chuku-chuku' (thorn) in the flesh of the Everton defenders.


He iced his performance with a 'COKE-astic' goal, after gifting United a penalty in the first half. We want more of 'this Martial'.

2. POGBA: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY.
United's 'Swaggerlicious' midfielder had a game with all shades today.
From almost missing a penalty, through being at fault for Everton's goal, to finally assisting Martial for his second goal, the French man had it all today.


It appears Pickford came ready for him as he denied him severally with some really good saves.

3. ALEXIS NEEDS A SEAT BELT
Though sad and still unbelievable, the exile of  Alexis &…

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs EVERTON

The team sheets are out. Check out José's NEW attacking line-up and key players who have been sent for 'deliverance' at 'bench ministries'.



Will these José's changes see United's fortunes change for the better?
We'll find out soon enough.

Stay tuned to ManUtdNaijaFM for post match analysis.



GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED.

Potential United Line-up vs Everton Following José's Latest Press Conference.

Manchester United are set to return to action against Everton in the English Premier League, following their midweek defeat in the UEFA Champions League.



United overcame Everton with a 'FOUR-chester United' display at Old Trafford last season, and will be looking to bounce back from their midweek fall at the hands of the Ronaldo-led Biaconneri with a similar result.

In line with customs and traditions, José 'Uchenna' Mourinho gave the latest team news alongside injury updates in his pre match press conference on Friday.



According to the boss, United are set to be without Alexis Sanchez yet again who has failed to recover from his injury, along with Diogo Dalot, Phil Jones, and Maroanne Fellaini. However, a late decision is set to made regarding Jesse 'Awilo' Lingard's involvement in the clash, with the English midfielder returning to full first team training during the week.

With all these in mind, here's how we expect the boss to line up his team.



OPINI…

MANCHESTER UNITED VS EVERTON: MATCH INFO AND GIST

Following the 'Amaka' outing against Juventus at Old Trafford in mid-week, Josè 'Uchenna' Mourinho will welcome his fellow Portuguese Marco Silva and his 'men in blue' to Old Trafford. 

Here's all you need to know about this clash:
MATCH INFO
Date:  Sunday 28th October 2018
Kick-off: 16.00 GMT (5pm Naija time)
Venue: Old Trafford
Competition: English Premier league
Center Referee: Jonathan Moss.

DID YOU KNOW?
1. Manchester United have scored more goals (98) and won more matches (35) against Everton than any other side in the Premier league!!....Indeed they are our official favourite 'customers'.


2. United currently have a goal difference of minus one(-1). This is the first time United is on a negative goal difference after nine games since 1990/91 season......Over eight years before Rashford was born!!!
3. Everton's Striker is yet to score a goal against any of the 'big six' teams after 13 attempts......May Manchester United not be …

United 0-1 Juventus: 5 Things We Learnt As Juventus Jumped The United Hurdle.

It was another below-par performance by Manchester United as they hosted a CR7-led Juventus at Old Trafford.


Here are 5 matters arising from the defeat:

1. TOO MUCH RESPECT
From the 1st whistle, one thing was crystal clear: Manchester United kept prostrating at the feet of Juventus like the Yoruba tribe of Naija greeting their 'Kabiyesi'(King).


There was too much caution in the play, making the Juventus players so relaxed. From the 75th minute when caution was thrown away, Juventus started making mistakes. If this was started early,........

2. PUNISHED FOR SLOW START
In recent matches, United have had to come from behind to grind out results due to consistent slow starts.




Against Juventus, United started badly again, with the usual 'Anywhere-belè-face' football which led to the goal by Dybala.
Sadly, there was no chance for recovery.


3. ROMELU 'TIMAYA' LUKAKU 
United's 'Striker-in-chief' has failed to find the back of the net in recent games. More worry…

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs JUVENTUS

The team sheets are out. Check out the starting XI José Mourinho has chosen to take on the Ronaldo-led Juventus.





What are your thoughts on José's selection?
Stay tuned to ManUtdNaijaFM for post match analysis.



GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED.

Likely Manchester United Line-up vs Juventus Following Mourinho's Team Update

Manchester United will take on Juventus in the UEFA Champions League on Tuesday night, in a battle which could would see the winner become the 'Oga at the top' of the group going into further proceedings.



The Red Devils and the Biaconneri come into the match having drawn their matches at the weekend to Chelsea and Genoa respectively.
In line with customs and traditions, José 'Uchenna' Mourinho addressed the media where he gave the latest team news for the clash.
According to the boss, Manchester United will be without Alexis Sanchez, who was absent from an open training session on Monday along with Phil Jones, Diogo Dalot, Scott McTominay, and Maroanne Fellaini.



In the press conference, the Portuguese manager told the press, "The players you saw are the ones who are available. Nothing to hide. Alexis is out".
With this in mind, here's how we expect the boss to line up his team.

OPINION POLL Can this attack open up the ever solid Juventus defence? Let'…

MANCHESTER UNITED vs JUVENTUS: MATCH INFO AND GIST

Following United's action packed draw with 'bad belè' rivals Chelsea which almost ended in Mortal Kombat, the Red devils are set to welcome Juventus and club Legend CR7 to Old Trafford for a champions league clash.
Here's all you need to know about this clash:

MATCH INFO
Date:  Tuesday 23rd October
Kick-off: 19.00 GMT(8pm Naija time)
Venue: Old Trafford
Competition: UEFA Champions League
Previous clashes : Total = 12; United wins= 5; Juventus wins= 5; Draw=2 .



                         DID YOU KNOW?

1. Each time Manchester United and Juventus  have met in the champions league, one of the teams reached the final!!. Could this be Manchester's year?
2. The two occasions Manchester United kept clean sheets in their first 3 champions league games, they reached the final. United have kept a clean sheet in the 1st two games this season.....Could this be United's year?



3. Only Hakim Ziyech of Ajax has had more shots without scoring in the champions league this seaso…

Chelsea 2-2 United: 5 Things We Learnt From The Battle At The Bridge

A thrilling game at Stamford Bridge saw Manchester United and Chelsea share the spoils. The Blues seemed headed for yet another chance win against United, until two 'CHIVITAstic' finishes from Martial turned the game in United's favour.


Here are Five(5) things ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the clash.

1. ANTHONY 'IKECHUKWU' MARTIAL TO THE RESCUE
What a performance on the biggest stage. The French winger scored two 'fearfully and wonderfully' made goals to put United in the lead after going behind to a Chelsea goal. He has now scored 3 goals and assisted 1 in his last 3 starts for United.


Another day at the office, proving yet again why he's United's best option on the left. At this point, Alexis Sanchez should either be played on the right wing, or RIGHT BENCH.




2. FIRST HALF 'KPALAVA'
Another day, another horrible first half performance from the Red Devils. The Red Devils started the match with their 'anywhere-bele-face' football as usual, …

CHELSEA vs MANCHESTER UNITED: MATCH INFO AND GISTS

Following the conclusion of international break, club football is set to return, with United cutting the ribbon of weekend football with a match against high flying 'bad bele' rivals, Chelsea.


Here's all you need to know about this clash.👇

MATCH INFO
Date:  Saturday 20th October 2018

Kick-off: 16.30 GMT (5.30pm Naija time).

Venue: Stamford Bridge




Competition: English Premier League

Previous clashes: Total - 52; Man Utd wins - 15, Chelsea wins - 18, Draws - 19

Referee: Mike Dean

Same fixture last season - A 1-0 loss which saw Alvaro Morata sneak in to score a free header despite United having three centre backs on the pitch (May their 'mumu' hide at one corner tomorrow).

  DID YOU KNOW?
1. Manchester United have failed to win at Stamford Bridge since 'Igwe' Sir Alex Ferguson retired at the end of the 2012/2013 season....'Baba' come and show us the way.

2. Chelsea are looking to remain unbeaten in their first 9 Premier League games for the third time..…

United 3-2 Newcastle: 5 Things We Learnt From 'Old School' United

Manchester United welcomed Newcastle to Old Trafford amidst 'amebo' gist up and down pointing at José Mourinho's sack.

2 Newcastle goals in 10 minutes  felt like it was over for United. A Fergie-like 2nd half revival saw United reply with 3 goals to end the tie at 3-2.


Here are five(5) things #ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the clash.

1. UNITED PLAYERS ARE NOT ON STRIKE
Watching the attitude of the players today, especially in the 2nd half, it was clear that the players had followed the footsteps of the 'NLC' and suspended their rumoured strike, to put in a 2nd half performance showing passion and grit.

2. PAUL 'IKENNA' POGBA IS A PROFESSIONAL
Despite being the most criticised at United at the moment, and the only one who's rift with the boss is no longer a rumour, the Frenchman still stood tall today with a world class performance at the heart of United's midfield.


To add 'goat meat to his stew', the French maestro laid on a FANTA-bulous backheel…

MANCHESTER UNITED vs NEWCASTLE: MATCH INFO AND GISTS

Following an goalless 'okro' performance in the UEFA Champions League against Valencia, the Red devils are set to turn to their attentions to improving their results in the Premier League against Newcastle.


Here's all you need to know about this clash.
MATCH INFO
Date:  Saturday 6th October 2018
Kick-off: 16.30 GMT (5.30pm Naija time).
Venue: Old Trafford
Competition: English Premier League
Previous clashes: Total - 46; Man Utd wins - 26, Newcastle wins - 6, Draws - 14
Same fixture last season: A 'FOUR-chester' United performance which saw Paul 'Ikenna' Pogba grab the headlines, with 1 goal and 1 assist.

DID YOU KNOW?
1. Newcastle have lost seven Premier League fixtures when scoring first against against Manchester United.
2. Manchester United have conceded 12 goals in their seven Premier League fixtures this season. It took them 18 games to concede the same number last season.



3. Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku has had a hand in 10 goals in 10 ga…

United 0-0 Valencia: 4 Crucial Matters Arising.

Following the 3-1 'hammering' of the Red Devils by West Ham last weekend, José Mourinho's Manchester United failed yet again to recover their pride after a dour draw against Valencia in their match day 2 Champions League clash.

Here are a four matters arising from this clash.👇
1. THERE IS TROUBLE AT OLD TRAFFORD It is now four games in all competitions without a win for our dear United. Infact, Manchester United have now failed to win any game at Old Trafford since the opening day of the season, what is happening? 'Kilodè'?




To add pepper to the injury, this is United's worst start to a season in 29years. For how long shall we suffer this 'yabbing' from our 'bad bele' rivals? The Moyes days are truly fast approaching. What shall we do to be saved? 
2. WHY FELLAINI? On the one day we were sure our opponents will keep the ball on the ground due to their Spanish traditional style, José Uchenna Mourinho played his first son Oga Fela in the starting X…

MANCHESTER UNITED vs VALENCIA: MATCH INFO AND GISTS

Following another 'Amaka' United performance in the Premier League which saw the Manchester United hammered 3-1 by West Ham last weekend, the Red Devils are set to continue their UEFA Champions League campaign with a clash against Valencia.


Here's all you need to know about this clash.👇
MATCH INFO Date:  Tuesday 2nd October 2018
Kick-off: 19.00 GMT (8.00pm Naija time).
Venue: Old Trafford



Competition: UEFA Champions League
Previous clashes: Total - 8; Man Utd wins - 2, Valencia wins - 1, Draws - 5
DID YOU KNOW?
1. Valencia are on their worst ever streak in the Champions League, losing their last four matches. Can we trust 'Amaka' United to make it five losses in a row?
2. José Mourinho has never lost to Valencia in his 10 career matches against them, W6 D4. We might have already shamefully written off the league, but please sir don't mess this one up.


3. Paul 'Ikenna' Pogba has been directly involved in four of Manchester United's last six Champio…

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