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CITY 2-3 UNITED: 5 THINGS WE LEARNT AS UNITED SLICED CITY.

What a game! What a day! What an El-Manchesco derby! Manchester United paid a courtesy visit to the Etihad for a game of pride.


Two 'sharp-sharp'(quick) goals from Pogba and a make up goal from Smalling were enough to buy red paint to paint Manchester Red!
Here are 5 things Man United Naija FM learnt from this clash:
1. WHAT DID HE SAY AT HALF TIME? United started the game in an awful way; arguably the worst first half in football history. There was no drive, sloppy passes, no goal attempt, nothing!
Whatever José 'Uchenna' Mourinho told his boys at half time was magical as a revived team appeared without a single substitution. He made millions of United fans delete their halftime tweets, Facebook status updates and Instagram posts of abuses.

2. SAME TIME, SAME STATION 6 YEARS LATER Chris 'Okonta' Smalling was guilty of allowing Kompany 'delete' him to score the 1st goal. It was indeed a photocopy of the mistake he made in April 2012 at the Etihad where he…

CONFIRMED MANCHESTER UNITED STARTING XI vs MANCHESTER CITY

The team sheets are out. The Starting XI sees José 'Uchenna' Mourinho make 3 changes to the side that beat Swansea City last week.

Will this team deliver the performance required to get all 3 points at the Etihad?
We'll find out soon enough.
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED.

Likely United Line-up vs City & José's Latest Positive Team Update.

Manchester United are set to take on noisy neighbours Manchester City, in a high stakes clash where a loss for the Red Devils could see City lift the title with record time to spare, while dragging United's pride through the mud.

In line with customs and traditions, José 'Uchenna' Mourinho delivered the latest team news alongside injury updates on the United squad in his Friday pre-match press conference.


According to the boss, the United squad will enter the clash free from the bondage of injuries, with the only exception to the injury free squad being our very own 'Power bank' goalkeeper Sergio 'Odeshi' Romero. The Argentine is still sidelined with the knee injury he sustained during the international break.


The boss also confirmed that Daley 'Ifeanyi' Blind who has been absent from first team action for a couple of months has resumed full training.

In other 'amebo' news, Pep Guardiola hinted in his own Friday pre-match press conference t…

'EL-MANCHESCO' PREVIEW: MANCHESTER CITY vs MANCHESTER UNITED

Following Manchester City's 'Lethal Lashing' at the hands of Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League, the City blues will be looking to 'pour their vex' on United as the English Premier League returns for matchday 33.

Here's all you need to know about this clash.👇

MATCH INFO 
Date:  Saturday 7th April 2018

Kick-off: 16.30 GMT (5.30pm Naija time).

Venue: Etihad Stadium

Competition: English Premier League

Referee: Martin Atkinson


Previous PL clashes: Total - 41; Man Utd wins - 20, Man City wins - 13, Draws - 8.

DID YOU KNOW?
1. Victory for Manchester City would make them English top-flight champions right in front of our 'koro-koro' eyes...'Tufia'!!(may the gods of football forbid it).

2. The Red Devils are unbeaten in their last two league visits to the Etihad Stadium, keeping a clean sheet each time...(May that sheet continue to be clean).


3. United have won only 1  of their last 10 away matches against the Premier League's "big six"…

MAN UNITED NAIJA FM'S APRIL PREVIEW

A very happy new month to all Manchester United fans in Naija and beyond.


United will march into  April following a sweet-bitter month of March which saw them win 4 of their 5 matches of the month. Unfortunately, the one match United lost sent them packing from the Champions League, sealing a very early round of 16 Knock-out against Sevilla...'Chai'!

Moving on, the Red Devils will kick off April with the 'El-Manchesco' derby against 'bad-bele' neighbors Manchester City.
United will have to put in their all for the match, as a defeat will see Manchester City crowned Champions live and direct after 90 minutes, in front of our 'koro-koro' eyes....'Tufiakwa'(May the god of soccer forbid it).


Next up, United will take on bottom of the Premier League table West Brom at Old Trafford. We hope United come out with a result sweeter than 'the bottom of a jollof rice pot'.

For their next fixture, United will look to take home 3 vital points from Edd…

IBRAHIMOVIC CONQUERS AMERICA WITH DEBUT ZLATAN-STIC GOAL

Zlatan 'Ekwueme' Ibrahimovic landed in the Major League Soccer of America and wasted no time to register his presence.

Zlatan made his debut as a second half substitute and scored a goal that can best be described as a Zlatan-stic goal scored in a Zlantan-ical way.


In his characteristically humorous post-match interview, he said " I heard the crowd screaming 'We Want Zlatan', 'We want Zlatan', so I gave them Zlatan".

At this point, it is fair to say Zlatan the 'talk-na-do'  striker has conquered America!!

All the best Ibrahimovic.

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