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Everton 1-3 United: What We Learnt As United Evaporated Everton

 Olè 'Ugonna' Solskjaer somehow managed to save his job following a miraculous emphatic win against in-form Everton at Goodison Park.

Here's what #ManUtdNaijaFM learnt from the Everton demolition


1. TALES BY 'BRUNO-LIGHT'

It was all about the Portuguese magician at Goodison Park. He took the Everton matter personally.


He ended up launching Edinson Cavani's goal harvest & bazaar with the assist and saved Olè his job. Infact, Olè may need to give him his salary this week in gratitude.


2. THE MEN FOR THE JOB

In recent weeks it the FRED-McTOMINAY collabo seems to be the 'koko' as we would say in Naija parlance. Their hardwork, duggedness and 'we no gree' attitude to the game was once again evident today. 


They mopped the midfield of all Everton 'yama-yama' and didnt give them space and time to play their game. Fred is indeed red!


3. LUKE SHAW NEEDS COMPETITION.

As we noticed with Brandon Williams arrival last season, whenever a strong competition arrives, Luke 'Ajebota' Shaw wakes from his slumber.


Alex Telles has barely arrived and Shaw seems to have 'received sense' and has got 2 assists in the last 2 games.


4. THE THEATRE OF BAD DREAMS??

As we would say in Naija parlance,  "abi na Old Trafford?" With today's win, United have now won their last consecutive seven away games, meanwhile we have failed to win the last six home games!!

Every 'three points-sucking demons in Old Trafford, back to sender!!"


IN THE END, Solskjaer left the Merseyside the happiest man on the planet as he was on the verge of being welcomed to the labour market. 

And what a way to celebrate a birthday. Happy birthday to our dependable David 'Osinachi' De Gea. A clean sheet would have been the icing, but as long as its cake, we will manage it!. 


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