A thunderous storm has hit Manchester United football club and Jose 'Uchenna' Mourinho yet again, as Phil Jones and Daley 'Ifeanyi' Blind have been banned for the crunch supercup clash against Real Madrid next week.
Phil Jones has been banned for two matches, for using abusive language towards officials at a drug test, following the Europa league final. A ban given, despite the fact that he didn't play, as Chris 'Okonta' Smalling was picked to start ahead of him for his superior fitness at the time.
Daley Blind on the other hand, was also handed a two match ban and a £5000 fine, for violation of doping procedure, after United's Europa League final win at Stockholm.
As a result, United will now play against Madrid without their best defenders of this Pre season tour so far, Phil Jones, Daley 'Ifeanyi' Blind and Eric 'Segun' Bailly who had his ban officially extended last week for an additional two games.
UEFA now want us to play our new 'Jollof' defender, Victor Lindelof who is still blending in, and our 'shaky shaky' daddy, Chris 'Okonta' Smalling by force against Madrid. 'Chaii', 'chaii', there is God oo, there is God oo.
United we stand, "no shaking".
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED... OLUWA IS INVOLVED.
Phil Jones has been banned for two matches, for using abusive language towards officials at a drug test, following the Europa league final. A ban given, despite the fact that he didn't play, as Chris 'Okonta' Smalling was picked to start ahead of him for his superior fitness at the time.
Daley Blind on the other hand, was also handed a two match ban and a £5000 fine, for violation of doping procedure, after United's Europa League final win at Stockholm.
As a result, United will now play against Madrid without their best defenders of this Pre season tour so far, Phil Jones, Daley 'Ifeanyi' Blind and Eric 'Segun' Bailly who had his ban officially extended last week for an additional two games.
UEFA now want us to play our new 'Jollof' defender, Victor Lindelof who is still blending in, and our 'shaky shaky' daddy, Chris 'Okonta' Smalling by force against Madrid. 'Chaii', 'chaii', there is God oo, there is God oo.
United we stand, "no shaking".
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED... OLUWA IS INVOLVED.