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We send birthday wishes to United's number one dazzler, Anthony 'Ikechukwu' Martial, our very own 'Jay Jay Okocha', the 'disgracer-in-chief' of right backs, reigning champion of the 'show me your number' dribble, Manchester United chapter.

The French man, was signed by 'Oga Philosophy', Louis Van Gaal in August 2015 for an initial fee of £36million,with add-ons moving towards seeing the fee rise to £58million. After scoring a FANTA-stic goal on his debut against Liverpool, the French attacker went on to become United's top goal scorer for the 2015-2016 season with 17 goals.

He has since moved on to improved heights, with this 2017/2018 season already seeing him win United's player of the month for two(2) out of the four(4) months of the campaign thus far(September and October). He has dropped in with 8 goals while also notching 6 assists as 'jara' for the campaign already.

To our entertainer and French magician, we say Happy 22nd  birthday to you. Hat-trick fall on you, golden boot fall on you!


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