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Manchester United brushed aside Norwegian side Valerenga 3-0 this evening, thanks to the Big Belgians in the team and the academy graduate Tominay.

The Boss made 6 changes to the side that
lost to Barcelona.
United started the confrontation of the evening in the 2nd minute with the assist master himself, Juan "Bankole" Mata sending "Nwokeoma" Mhkhitaryan through with a pass. The Armenian fired on target but his shot was saved by the Valerenga goalie.

Paul "Ikenna" Pogba, fired series of catapult shots today including a well taken left footed shot which hit the cross-bar in the 13th minute.... (We pray that the 'PogBAR' spirit is not back ooh).

The dominance continued until the 43rd minute when Mourinho's adopted son, Oga Fela, the Headbanger of Old trafford, nodded home a thumping header from Mikhitaryan's cross.

In the 2nd half, wholesale changes were made including the introduction of our new Striker-in-chief, Romelu Lukaku who almost scored from the bench as he fired in a powerful header within 2 minutes of play.

New academy graduate Scott Tominay replaced "Ikenna" Pogba and continued his graduation groove with a well taken goal at the 70th minute which was a perfect 'Maggi in the sweet soup' as goalkeepers Sergio Romero and Joel Pereira had nothing to do.. (They could have gone out to buy Gala and come back without anything happening).

Next up, Sampdoria, SAME TIME, SAME STATION, on Wednesday....Stay tuned to #ManUtdNaijaFM.


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