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MAN UTD NAIJA FM END OF SEASON RESULT SHEET: 'ICHIE' WAZZA ROONEY

Welcome to the second batch release of our end of season result sheet . We started off by scoring Jose 'Uchenna' Mourinho for his performances in key subjects offered in the 2016/2017 session. Today, we give out 'Ichie' Wazza Rooney.


CLASS - Attack

POST - Class prefect(Club captain)

SUBJECTS
EPL: 20%
EUROPA LEAGUE: 20%
CUP COMPETITIONS: 10%
FORM: 20%
GOALS/ASSISTS: 20%

(1) EPL
'Ichie' Wazza passed his first assessment in the subject, contributing 1 goal and 2 assists in his first 3 league games of the season. However, it was evident in no time that his glory days were far behind with calls for him to be dropped, which was answered by the boss.  To add 'insult to injury', United's longest unbeaten and winning run all came during his prolonged absence with injury.He ended the season with 5 goals in 25 league appearances which was poor. However, he scored his record 250th goal for United against Stoke City which boosted his score in this subject. So 'let my people go'.
SCORE - 11/20



(2) EUROPA LEAGUE
Had good stats in this section, grabbing himself 2goals and 3 assists in 7 appearances. However, he was rarely used in the crucial stages of the competition, re asserting the calls for him to be moved on. Lowest point was having to be omitted from the starting XI for the final. Always gave his best though, and was rewarded with lifting the one cup that remained to fill his trophy cabinet.
SCORE - 13/20



(3) FA CUP/LEAGUE CUP
Contributed directly to 2 goals in the FA cup(1 goal and 1 assist) in his 2 appearances. Good score, unfortunate not to lift his second FA cup trophy in 2years....(3/5)

Four appearances, 0 goals and 0 assists in the league cup. Benched for the cup final win against Southampton. Not a league cup campaign to remember for the legend but who cares, +1 trophy to him...(1/5)

SCORE - 4/10

(4) FORM
He was a shadow of the 'Wazza' of the 'Baba Fergie' era, seeing a massive decline on his first touch and ball control amongst other attributes. Looked out of place for most of the campaign, although his struggles with injuries contributed to this. He failed to keep a good level of consistency, finding it hard to keep up with the pace of his team mates through out the campaign. Played 39 matches out of United's 64 matches of the season.
SCORE - 10/20



(5) GOALS/ASSISTS
He became Manchester United's all time leading scorer with the equaliser at Stoke, and contributed his share of goals and assists,
ending the season with 8goals and a team high 9 assists. A decent output from the Legend, as 10 of his appearances were from the bench.
SCORE - 14/20



TOTAL SCORE - 52/100
GRADE - C

MATTERS ARISING : 'Based on  Logistics', an emergency examiners board meeting was held. It was decided that Wazza is a Legend and deserves some "Jara" marks. 250  goals for United is not "moi-moi"(bean cake). Therefore his score was upgraded to 60.
FINAL SCORE- 60%
GRADE- B

ManUtdNaijaFM REMARKS: A fair result, but its probably time to explore other options.....The "Molue" going to China isn't full yet.

OPINION POLL :
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GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED... OLUWA IS INVOLVED

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