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Zlatan Gets His FA Elbow!!#The Implications

The wait is over. Zlatan "Ekwueme" Ibrahimovic has been found guilty of violent conduct by the 'Oputa Panel' of the EPL, and punished with a 3 match ban from all domestic competitions.

Zlatan who
has been in incredible form for Manchester United this season, contributing to 19 out of the 39 goals United have bagged this season(15 goals and 4 assists) would surely be a big miss. This is evident from the fact that the next on the list of our goal scorers this season in the EPL is Juan Mata, with just 6goals to his name.

This means that he will automatically miss our games against the chairman of our 'bad belle' association, Chelsea in the FA cup, and EPL games against Middlesbrough and Westbrom.

We hope that our 'Wizkid' Marcus Rashford, Anthony 'Ikechukwu' Martial see this as the best opportunity to show the boss that they have been pregnant with goals waiting for an opportunity like this to deliver.

We also hope that Paul "Ikenna" Pogba shows what he's made of in this crucial period.

Next up, FC Rostov in the Europa league. Let's hope our 35 year old 'pikin' channels the anger of this ban to their nets.

 Photo credit: MUFC

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